Soul Man

My dogs and I pinch off loafs in the lawn to fertilize it.

No, it needs no federal regulation.  Congress telling banks to take more risky loans in the late 90's contributed greatly to that in the 1st place.  That is what really bothers me when Obama talks about how we need to redistribute the wealth more evenly.  It sounds similar to Congress saying the those banks should give loans to people who can't ( Read more... )

My penis...

I prefer lubing up the phone, shoving it in my rectum, sitting on the pot, dropping a duece, and flushing it.  In case you wondered, I hate phones.  I am tired of getting calls I don't care about.  I am tired of people knowing my number that I don't want to know it.  I hate having conversations with my friends in person, while they are glued to ( Read more... )

Honesty.

A whale's vagina....

Following fat guys around while playing a tuba....

Shark fucked the hunger pooch full of frogs in Santa Clause's tummy tum.